| I really should be working... |
[Oct. 23rd, 2008|10:25 am] |
Much thanks to Oreo and Morgoid on this one.
paste the first definition on Urban Dictionary for:
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1. your name
Kristopher
the best and most original spelling of the name "Christopher." Tends to be attractive outgoing great guys. The type of guy you can't keep your hands off of.
girl: I need to find a hottie named kristopher
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2. your age
33
A code-word for weed that can be used anywhere without anyone knowing what you're actually talking about. It's an evolution of the 1337 spelling for weed - 'w33d' The 33 was then taken from the middle of the word and is used on its own. Comes straight out of Caterham! Brap brap!
'Dude, are we gonna get 33 for this weekend??'
'Yes man! I've got 33 - let's get blitzed!'
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3. a friend
Nathan
1. A large penis that can't fit into a girl's vagina.
2. A boner-like penis that is dificult to hide in a horny situation.
1. Damn dude, you couldn't fit your Nathan into her vagina.. is it really that big?
2. Yeah, there was this hot chick I saw in a porno at the store... it totally gave me a Nathan.
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4. what should you be doing
Working
A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.
"No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late."
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5. favorite color
blue
The most amazing guy in the world. Makes you feel like you are the only one important person in the world. Loving and hates those who should be hated.
Did you hear about my Blue?
Hell yeah, I did! Score, girl!
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6. home town (Edmonton is my home, but its been done so lets try my place of birth)
Montreal
Montreal is a wonderful city full of action and a great history.
Although Montreal's sucess is fairly recent, the city has been alive for hundreds of years. It's been THE place in Quebec everybody wants to visit.
The action in Montreal is absolutely unbelievable. You could visit Montreal for a few days and feel like you've lived a totally different life while spending your time there.
Probably the only city in the province of Quebec to hold as many subcultures and different lifestyles.
The Arts and Media are highly developed there, too. Fashion and Art shows, great musicians, television shows, comedians.
The Montreal Jazz Festival is probably the city's biggest event of all time. Every year, hundreds(if not thousands) of musicians from all over the world travel to perform, or to watch. It's not just Jazz music, it's always very diverse. I strongly recommand it.
And as for the party times of Montreal, well, y'know the reputation.
Sex drugs and rock n roll.
Don't forget the clubs
Goth, Metal, Punk, House and RnB, They have all the types of clubs.
Drinking age : 18 Years
People drink : In parks.
Cops : Too drunk to notice.
Kid #1 : I just got back from Montreal!
Kid #2 : No wonder your hair is now green
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7. month you were born
June
1. The sixth month.
2. In Japan, an early publication featuring male/male stories in the tanbi style. People used to refer to the category of male/male relationships targeted at the female audience as June, but since that was a trade name for a magazine, that meaning of the term has fallen into disuse. The category has evolved and changed so much and the types of stories so varied that the entire category is now called BL by the industry and most fans. In some places, including Comiket, original stories are still called 'sousaku (original) June'.
1. My birthday is in June.
2. June is a thing of the past...
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8. last person you talked to
Darlene
1. A woman who is both beautiful and athletic.
2. A woman who is extremely comical and often times silly. She usually says things like "YOU CRAZY" or "HELLO."
3. A good friend to listen, to care, and to goose you as well.
4. A gooch.
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9. your nickname
Kris
A nickname for a person with a general intelligence similar to that of a five year-old. Often completely oblivious to the world around them.
Person 1: Aren't Muslims peaceful people that love America?
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
and
an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer
(kris)= i just had sex four times in the past 20 hours
(another hot girl) = you're such a kris |
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| My Personality... |
[Mar. 4th, 2008|11:58 am] |
You Are An INFP
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The Idealist
You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.
In love, you tend to have high (and often unrealistic) standards.
You are very sensitive. You tend to have intense feelings.
At work, you need to do something that expresses your personal values.
You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.
How you see yourself: Unselfish, empathetic, and spiritual
When other people don't get you, they see you as: Unrealistic, naive, and weak
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 26th, 2007|10:26 pm] |
You can.
Only type.
Two words.
No more.
No less.
1. Where is your cell phone?
Dunno, call
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Married Now
3. Your hair?
Looking Sexy
4. Your Work?
government gig
5. Your father?
have one
6. Your favorite thing?
new experiences
7. Your dream last night?
already forgot
8. Your favorite drink?
Red wine
9. Your dream car?
green friendly
10. The room you’re in?
living room.
11. Your pet(s)?
two cats
12. Your fears?
bad timing
13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
me squared
14. Where did you hang out yesterday?
brother's house
15. What are you not good at?
sailor knots
16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex?
possibly sexy
17. One of your wish list items?
greater intellegence
18. Where you grew up?
around canada
19. The last thing you did?
Number 18
20. What are you wearing?
warm clothing
21. What aren’t you wearing?
whats "hot"
22. Do you currently like someone?
Yes, always
23. Your computer?
Yes, always
24. Your life?
seeking clarity
25. Your mood?
peaceful relaxed
26. Missing?
warm weather
27. What are you thinking about right now?
Number 28
28. Your summer?
was fun
29. Your relationship status?
loving roommates
30.Your favorite color?
bluish blue
31. When is the last time you laughed?
watching dexter
32. Last time you cried?
weeks ago
33. School?
is over
34. Your last kiss?
yesterday evening
35. Your mom?
is encouraging |
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| Funny? |
[Oct. 13th, 2007|08:29 pm] |
So tell me if this is funny:
Paul and I were discussing the moment of creation of one of Treehouse's smash hits "Dora the Explorer" during the song "Wiggle" which if you not familiar goes "Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle" and so on and so forth, and we came up with a phrase one of the writer's might say while working on a tight Nick Jr. Deadline. Under pressure, he could only come up with the beginning word and couldn't think of anything else. When asked for his progress, he demanded the following:
"I need a small boy to read me poetry while I drink my chai latte, It's in my rider!"
Paul nearly died. I guess I'm a context comic. |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 17th, 2007|04:35 pm] |
For all the spider fans out there, I came across this article today:
Spider -Man: The Musical!
When does it end? I'm all for Spidey in all his web slinging glory, but a musical? Will a "Stan Lee like" character make an apperance? Will it win a tony? Will this spark a craze of Marvel-themed musicals? What kind of music will it be? Les Mis? Opera? Pop? Blues? |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 16th, 2007|02:01 pm] |
1. Go to google.com.
2. Click on Maps.
3. Click on Get Directions.
4. From: New York, New York.
5. To: Paris, France.
6. Then, read line #23.
7. Laugh.
8. Repost. |
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| Yeah Bandwagon!! |
[Apr. 11th, 2007|11:45 pm] |
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You are The Hierophant
Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching.
All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel.
The Hierophant's purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) deals with worldly problems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to create harmony and peace in the midst of a crisis. The Hierophant's only problem is that he can be stubborn and hidebound. At his best, he is wise and soothing, at his worst, he is an unbending traditionalist.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out. |
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| (no subject) |
[Feb. 14th, 2007|10:20 am] |
This survey stolen from: shiney_gal and human_loser
YOUR REAL NAME:
Kristopher
YOUR GANGSTA NAME (1st 4 letters plus izzle):
Krisizzle. Keeping with the 2 letter option... Krizzle! Word.
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color + fave animal):
Orange Dog... Word.
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name + childhood street):
Andre Brassard
YOUR STAR WARS NAME (last 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name + first 3 letters of Mom's maiden name):
ger-kr-wei
YOUR SUPER HERO NAME (2nd fave color + fave drink):
Blue Sleeman
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM NAME (Grandma/Grandpa's first name + Jones):
Ross Jones
YOUR GOTH NAME (Black + name of one of your pets):
Black BJ(our families second dog) or Black Muffin (our first dog) |
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| My firsts |
[Aug. 3rd, 2006|11:54 am] |
In a "copy cat kinda mood"
List of firsts:
Fell in love: 20
Lost your virginity: 21
Lost someone close to you: 29
Drank alcohol: 17
Smoked weed: 22
Got your heart broken: 19
Got arrested: Never
Smoked a cigarette: 15, at my Uncle's wedding.
Broken a bone: 14 (dislocated and broke my ankle in 3 places.)
Got cheated on: 14
Rode the city bus: 3
Went to a concert: 15, Roxette on the floor like row 10
Met with someone famous: 13, Jamie Farr (from MASH) at the Mayfield Dinner Theatre.
Dyed your hair: never
Got your first cell phone: 23
Got a Myspace: never
Snuck out of the house: never, strict parents back then. They have eased up.
Got your own digital camera: 30 just in time for Draya's arrival.
First time you got drunk: 18
Read Harry Potter: 27
Travelled across the ocean: 27
Wore a toga: never
Travelled out of province: 4 born in Montreal and been moving West ever since.
Shopped at Abercrombie: never.
Went to Disney World: never.
Went on a date: 14
Saw a Broadway play: 8, Saw Cats, many times.
How old are you now: 31 |
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| See Superman for Free!!! |
[Jun. 28th, 2006|12:58 am] |
Listen up all my LJ peeps. Here's the deal.
Ker and I will be celebrating our 4 year anniversary (insert fanfare here) this Thursday and yours truly didn't carry the 2 1/2 hour running time when figuring out dinner and movie plans (especially when pre-buying tickets). So were going to rebuy tickets to see an earlier movie which leaves two fully paid tickets that we aren't gonna be using. (I could try to return them but this seemed like a better idea.)
To sum up, we have 2 EXTRA tickets for Superman Returns at 8:30PM at EMPIRE CLAREVIEW on THURSDAY , JUNE 29th that we can't use. I'm willing to GIVE them to the first person to leave a comment on this (that I recognize...no anonymous posts on this one) who can go to the viewing at 8:30PM at Clareview AND who is able to meet me downtown before 5:30 (on Wednesday, June 28) OR come to my place and pick the tickets up Wednesday night. I expect nothing in return. Hopefully this will turn the tide on the bad energy cloud that is hanging over some of my bestest friends in the whole wide world.
Good luck all,
JP |
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| I'm famous in foreign lands. |
[Feb. 1st, 2006|12:21 am] |
So I had an audition for a commercial today. (I'll keep you posted) But more importantly I ran into a buddy of mine who I met on the set of Winter Kill (my only claim to IMDB fame) and he was quite sure that the movie took off in China? CHINA!!! I thought that was strange so I googled it and well it may not be Chinese but it sure is interesting...
http://www.mov6.com/title/tt0298601/
I wonder if it's dubbed or subtitled...
Hey mom look at me... I'm an international movie star... just don't watch the movie... please, I beg you... |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 26th, 2006|01:49 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  tired | ] |
| [ | music |
| | the sound of science (my comp humming) | ] |
Ok firstly:
I feel very zen about this and zen is good.
Secondly,
With the wee one more mobile I've had a chance to move on some web stuff and re-vamped the imagetheatre site. So for all of you who haven't had a chance to see Play Strindberg yet come visit the site at imagetheatre.ca, then come see the show! |
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| Fun with flash |
[Jan. 21st, 2006|04:39 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  accomplished | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Simpsons from the other room | ] |
Finally I have a web-page! (kudos to Circus-geek) not much yet, but I had quite a good time creating a banner today on flash and will updating often as I learn more.
krisloranger.disturbingcircus.com (no www)
Cheers everyone!
JP. |
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